Lauren Zizes: Though, in a writerly coup that can only be described as a waste, this new girl has greedily, unceremoniously, and thoughtlessly stolen any chance at a spotlight from the showвЂ™s most spectacularly underutilized character, fellow curvy diva Mercedes, I find myself taking a yogurt-covered shine to Lauren Zizes. LetвЂ™s hope they remain out of each otherвЂ™s orbit. (Maybe she should have amped her sexy-schoolgirl-equine-librarian look further into the realm of cheesecake.) Unfortunately, this results in her cozying back up to Finn, in collaboration with whom she invariably produces a personality-siphoning black hole. Fortunately, Rachel is unable to claim credit for them, and falls even further. And who is better for this than my girl Brittany, who succeeds in starting a pair of sartorial trends that both happen in a way вЂњfetchвЂќ never could. So she does what any intelligent member of the global economy would: she hires a consultant. What she doesnвЂ™t have-as a manipulative dork egoist-is the ability to execute.

Like any manipulative dork egoist, everyoneвЂ™s favorite evil smoked carp has an innate understanding of the source from which true coolness radiates: the confluence of detachment, inspiration, and iconography. What is being a teenager about, after all, if not trying on various asinine costumes in an effort to externalize, and thus eventually internalize, oneвЂ™s true nature? LetвЂ™s break down the attempts at resurgence, character by character, to see who rocked their peers-and who simply scared a bitch.Rachel: Since she has the furthest to go in my book, it is only fitting that we start here. Moreover, the episodeвЂ™s focus (imagine that) on the desperately and intentionally malleable nature of adolescent identity felt like a cohesive nail on which to hang the fluttering Miro-mobile of story lines. And IвЂ™ll blithely confess that, while itвЂ™s hard for me to imagine this clutch of rapturous hosers going anywhere but up, nearly all of them did succeed in raising their profile. (And your definition of putting a sucka in fear.) I personally found myself mortified by more than a few of the plot devices. Whether or not they succeeded depends at least in part on your interpretation of the titular word: Comeback. Well, on last nightвЂ™s episode, both Glee-which is off to a pretty shitty start in Season 2.5-and the show-trash that make up its cast, attempted to do the same.

spit at the start of вЂњMama Said Knock You OutвЂќ? I think it was something like DonвЂ™t call it a comeback / I been here for years / RockinвЂ™ my peers and puttinвЂ™ suckas in fear.

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